Trump Nutcracker Christmas Koozie featuring satirical wooden-style artwork — a bold, festive parody that’s perfect for the holiday season.
This holiday season, crack open a cold one with the Trump Nutcracker Christmas Koozie — the ultimate blend of satire, strength, and seasonal spirit. Featuring Trump reimagined as a classic wooden nutcracker with his trademark hair, sharp expression, and star-topped hat, this design turns tradition into a bold political collectible.
The woodgrain background gives it that nostalgic, handcrafted feel — while the look says “ready to defend Christmas at all costs.” Made from durable insulating neoprene, it keeps your drink cold and your holiday conversations hot.
Funny, fearless, and unmistakably festive, this koozie brings patriotic humor to any Christmas gathering — whether you’re decking the halls or debating the headlines.
